Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
no. you can't hotbox the world.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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