I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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