1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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