Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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