what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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