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(707): View more from California

Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer

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(818): View more from California

I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.

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(574): View more from Indiana

she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.

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(607): View more from New York

Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L

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(904): View more from Florida

It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!

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(727): View more from Florida

So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.

(813): View more from Florida

You deserve it, you colossal cock block.

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