i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
operation harelip BJ is a go
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
