Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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