You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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