Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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