Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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