I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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