the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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