is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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