Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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