So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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