Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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