According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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