Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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