"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Found your dick twin last night
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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