i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
