Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they're like a gay fantastic four
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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