Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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