i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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