this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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