Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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