If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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