Those balls look pretty dangerous.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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