I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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