i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How many fucks given?
0.12846
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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