The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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