I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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