So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My pussy is not your playground.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I forget how to act sober
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