erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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