dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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