9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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