Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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