'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
there is glitter all over my balls
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