did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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