It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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