just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
