Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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