i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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