Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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