I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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