That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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