What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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