My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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