Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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