I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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