If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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