I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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