I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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