She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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