I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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