I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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