Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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