Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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